fish-not-fishes:

I love math. Look. PEMDAS is: parenthesis, exponents, multiplication, division, addition and subtraction. That’s how you do it. Every time. That’s how you get the right answer. Every time.

I got an A when I took Calculus in college.

I got an A when I took Physics in college. 

I got a C in my first English class.

And, another one later on. 

Ok, maybe more. I don’t remember…

I got a BA in English.

Because… right all the time is wrong. It’s not that it is boring. It just feels wrong. It’s arrogant and unchanging. It’s strict. Ordered. Too clean. It’s an army that never looses, made up of soldiers that never question what they’re shooting at or who got shot next to them. 

But “Please excuse my dope ass swag” is funny. 

It’s far better than “Parenthesis exponents multiplication division addition subtraction”

Every time, it’s better.

(Source: blow-kisses-not-boys, via andthisisandrea)